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  • Ayesha
    • 2023/07/06
    The Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say "Chicken " so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier &asked "Where Mother?".

  • Malik Usama Abbas
    • 2022/09/18

    Ladies and gentlemen! I went to a doctor and said, the medicine that you had written on the left side top of my prescription is not available in any pharmacy in Rawalpindi, Doctor said, this is not medicine, I was just trying to see if my pen was writing or not. I said whatt, I had to go to 70 pharmacies for that, one of them said, he will get it for me tomorrow, another said, this company is closed, shall I give you similar medicine from another company, third one said, are you a cancer patient, this medicine is used for cancer.

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  • Malik Usama Abbas
    • 2022/09/18
    Ladies and gentlemen! There are three kind of voices, Active voice, I wrote the paper, passive voice, the paper was written by me and inner voice, one hundred percent I'm gonna fail.

  • Abeeha
    • 2022/08/20

    During the exam,
    some people look up for inspiration,
    some people look down in desperation,
    and left and right for information.

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  • Abeeha
    • 2022/08/20

    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    -...
    -...
    -...What?
    Nobody knows.

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  • Abeeha
    • 2022/08/20
    I have a pen that can write underwater.
    -Wow really?
    Yeah, it can write other words too, though.

  • Abeeha
    • 2022/08/20
    Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
    -no...
    He pasta way

  • sania
    • 2022/08/20
    The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
    Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

  • sania
    • 2022/08/20
    A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
    The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
    The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

  • sania
    • 2022/08/20

    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
    Student: I is the...
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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